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Lions, God, and A Carotid Artery… Oh My!

6 June 2006

LionessYesterday in Kiev, a lioness at a local zoo went straight for the throat (literally) when a man entered the lion exhibit via rope and declared “God will save me, if he exists.” He went right to a group of lions and was immediately mauled, his carotid artery severed and his life ended. What does this say about the existence of God? When questioned, God responded with a line straight out of his autobiography: “Don’t test the Lord your God.” Point taken.

Scarier than a Hollywood remake of The Omen.